Donkey Butter - Culta Cannabis

Donkey Butter - Grease Monkey (GG4 x Cookies & Cream ) x Triple OG

Donkey Butter - Grease Monkey (GG4 x Cookies & Cream ) x Triple OG = Powerfully Balanced Experience with Culta and The Maryland Connoisseur

Another view of Culta's new batch of joy... Donkey Butter and the search for the perfect pheno.

Good evening fellow Connoisseurs up tonight is an image of Culta new batch strains Donkey Butter and what I can say is this... Another keeper.


Donkey Butter is a rare, some would say "Connoisseur" indica dom hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) it was created through crossing Grease Monkey and Triple OG, and after several generations a stable pheno was introduced to the world.

That name though... it is certainly kind of weird, but let me assure you this bud packs a super special pungent flavor and sedative effects that are what any indica lover seeks. Donkey Butter has a spicy dank and earthy flavor with hints of pine and caramel as you exhale. The nose is heavy and pungent with a spicy diesel overtones that's accented by stinky skunk and pine.

The flower has long tapered frosty lime green nugs with thin orange and red pistols and a thick coating of super frosty white crystal trichomes... looks like the flower has been dipped in sweet sugar.


The high as an experience - has a slightly subdued euphoric headiness, perfect for those evenings when you want to kick back and just relax without the couch-lock. You'll immediately feel a relaxing lift at the onset that fills you with a very nice light tingly energy. Soon however, this effect will slowly but surely fade into a deep deep blissful body high that leaves you sleepy sublime. Donkey Butter is very KIND for treating conditions such as insomnia, chronic stress, chronic pain, and minor anxiety 



Lemon Tree has a flavor that you’d expect given its parentage – super sour lemon and skunky diesel!

Good Morning 🌄 Wake And Bake with Lemon 🍋 Tree | Curio ☯️ | The Cultural Provocateur and Maryland Connoisseur 😎

Good Morning fellow connoisseurs, up for your review is Curio Wellness fantastic specimen of the classic cultivar - Lemon Tree.

I enjoyed this strain greatly... with its high THC THCa levels (32.8%!!!) and well developed moderate terpene profile, this is a keeper and an MC Top 3 Strain at the moment guys.

The effects come on quickly... as with most Curio strains this is a hard hitter and great for quick relief for a wide array of chronic inflammatory ailments, in my case... Lymey arthritis and at times hyperuricemia (gout).

There is a strong element of euphoric relief as well... as this is about as equally heady as it is for body aches, you will enjoy the anti-anxiety properties in this very balanced but strong (high tolerance people - great strain for us) specimen.

  • THC THCa 32.8%
  • Linalool  0.02%
  • B- Myrcene 0.7%
  • Humulene 0.1%
  • Terpinolene 0.2%
  • A- Pinene 0.1%
  • B- Pinene 0.1%

Read more on Lemon Tree Below:

"The Lemon Tree, or simply “Lemon Tree,” is an evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) strain created through crossing the delicious Lemon Skunk X Sour Diesel strains. This powerhouse took home the first prize at the 2014 Seattle Cannabis Cup for Best Hybrid thanks to its eye-opening flavor and dazzling 32%+ THC level. 

The Lemon Tree has a flavor that you’d expect given its parentage – super sour lemon and skunky diesel! The smell is just as sharp, with a diesel earthy overtone accented by pungent sour skunk and sharp tangy lemon. The Lemon Tree buds have round dark olive green nugs that are absolutely coated in furry amber hairs and a thick coating of super tiny bright white crystal trichomes. The Lemon Tree high is that of your typical hybrid, with effects that hit in both mind and body with surprising potency that can overwhelm the average user. 

You’ll feel a euphoric rush at the onset of the high, filling your mind with happy visions and leaving you with a lifted feeling overall. As your cerebral state expands, your body will start to feel a light tingle that soon becomes a full-on buzz, keeping you relaxed and slightly numb, free of any physical aches or pains." (Allbud)



"Use of the strain unleashes time slowing waves of relaxation that roll over the body..."

Another View of Qush - Indica Evening Medicine | SunMed 🌄 | The Maryland Connoisseur 😎

Greetings fellow connoisseurs... Up once again is SunMed 🌄 very fine Indica specimen Qush...  You'll like this around evening time... Sleepy time helper.

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"A cross between pre-1998 Bubba Kush and Space Queen, Qush is the product of TGA Subcool Seeds.

There were two goals that the breeders at Subcool had at the onset of developing this strain, a great taste and trichome covered buds. With sweet and tarty flavors that range from grape and cherry to kush and hash, the breeders have succeeded in both goals. The original Bubba Kush is a cross between an OG Kush and a pairing of West Coast Dog and an Old World Kush. Space Queen is the child of Romulan and Cinderella 99. In the end this makes Qush a hybrid that is only 30 percent Sativa and 70 percent Indica.

Use of the strain unleashes time slowing waves of relaxation that roll over the body and unchain the imagination, it is a great strain for mediation and self-reflection. Patients may find these anti-anxiety, stress relieving effects and mood altering effects help them maintain balance. Others will choose this strain for its ability to soothe aches, pains and nausea.

Like many Indica strains, particularly those that descend from Kush, this strain stays on the shorter side and has strong branches that spherically form flowers. Plants of this strain can easily produce two ounces and are easy to train, growers are may increase vegetation times for high yields. Harvest for this strain comes after a flowering period that lasts for 55 to 60 days. Qush has also been grown outside successfully."

THC Content - 18.0% Highest Test


LA 🍫 Chocolat - gLeaf ⚕️🌿 Medical

"A very large comfy blanket of instant relaxation covers your entire body in bliss..."

This is one very strong indica leaning hybrid with a top end THC/THCa level @ 29.88% and fairly well developed terpene profile at around 2% with dank supreme aroma you know this elite strain from gLeaf is a keeper.

While I was getting cash out of the ATM @ Starbuds I overheard the 3 bud tenders say in agreement this is one of their most HIGHLY recommended strain with their no BS mostly working class clientele looking for powerful medicine for even the highest tolerance cannabis patients... after sampling I would have to agree.

The high and associated effects remind me of the best attributes of classic strain, Northern Lights... in that it comes on quick and heavy. I will say this strain def has a more complex vibe the the blue collar NL as much as I love it, these new hybrids are IMHO more interesting on the euphoric end of things vs the 90s classics as good as they were and are.

Speaking of Northern Lights. I had some NL #5 in Belgium in the early 2000s, the small town we were in also had a chocolate factory (which was over 400 years old!!) and me and my traveling associates literally followed our noses chocolate bliss to the small factory and our eventual rendezvous with the mythical NL #5... This LA Chocolat reminds me of that very pleasant experience years ago, it's the mixing of the chocolate hues and semi-aroma with the powerful NL #5 Indica effects that triggered my European memory... 

Thanks for that gLeaf.

  • THC THCa 29.88%
  • Limonene 0.15%
  • Carophyllene 0.15%
  • Linalool 0.09%
  • Myrcene 0.08%
  • Pinene 0.06%

More on the genetics from Leafy:

"LA Chocolate, bred by DNA Genetics, is a 60/40 indica-dominant strain parented by their cherished LA Confidential indica and Chocolope sativa. This power-couple collectively passes on the best of their qualities: thick resin production, heavy yields, and a sweet, earthy aroma of chocolate and coffee. Its soothing physical effects sink through the body, keeping you relaxed while kindling the appetite."

Connect With gLeaf ⚕️🌿 Medical

"Our professional staff includes long time Maryland residents whom have built successful business's in Maryland over the past twenty years. Our Head of Cultivation brings with him more than six years of experience growing more than fifty strains of high quality Medical Cannabis.

Green Leaf Medical, LLC has been awarded a stage 2 license to cultivate medical cannabis in Maryland and the build out of our facility is now complete. We will produce flower, trim and whole plants that will be available for wholesale to dispensaries and processors throughout Maryland."


San Fernando Valley OG - Culta Cannabis

A euphoric delightful day-time pick me up

Cultivator - Culta Cannabis

The power of this strain is pretty apparent upon the first toke... In other words this is no creeper strain, the effects come on almost immediately, cue for fast pain relief...bravo Culta.

Testing at 26.4% THC THCa this new batch from Culta is much stronger than the last batch from back in May which tested around 17% the bump up is pretty palpable, you will feel it in your bones literally.... I can report of a vast improvement on an already good strain.

The rest of the strain profile:

  • B-Pinene 0.03%
  • B-Myrcene 0.24%
  • Limonene 0.13%
  • Caryopyllene 0.45%
  • Terpelene 0.01%
  • Linalool 0.13%
  • Humelene 0.14%

Enjoy this reprise of the discussion on OG...

"I was schooled on all things "OG" this morning @ Culta Cannabis by their staff and retail director Chase Lessman.

So most people think "Original Gangster" and that is what I had assumed up until recently as my research on cannabis genetics kept on leading me back to the "emerald triangle" of Humboldt, Mendocino and Oceanside Counties in Northern California.

We had a "Staff" discussion and then Chase advised that OG stands for "Oceanside Grown" and that settled it... OG is an acronym but also a mark of excellence in terms of the micro-environment where it is grown and the genetics... complicated stuff, but we are in good hands over here @ Culta.

The THC levels are moderate at around 17% combined with a very heavy terp profile 3%+ makes this strain a hard hitter, the smoke is expansive... very thick with a well developed aromatic presence, you'll feel the OG within 20-30 seconds of releasing this baby from your lungs.

At the 5 minute mark things are starting to get a little surreal in a great way... and my hands seem a little more limber, so there is some chronic pain management with SFOG that comes included with the very pleasant "sunny" effects that all sativa lovers will love.

At the 15-20 minute mark the body waves start to roll in, nothing too powerful but enough to take the edge off and sometimes that's all you need, music is becoming very interesting and I'm starting to connect it with the sounds of late spring outside... so SFOG is a nice creative pick-me-up as well.

Culta loves OG's and will be releasing many more of these brilliant crosses in the near future so stay tuned and alert if you value HIGH quality artisanal cannabis, this strain is not a heavy yielder and a lot of love goes into this finicky lady.

This is a very nice "sunny" California style OG strain that Culta has on display here, it exudes the West Coast lifestyle, helps with chronic pain, is creative and has mellow yellow clean green effects, OG lovers you have found a home here with San Fernando Valley OG."


92 Cookies and Dream - Culta Cannabis

"That makes this sample heady yet relaxed with a complex high and attendant effects..."

92 Cookies And DREAM 🌌Get Ready For Some Quick Heady Balanced Relaxation | Culta | The Maryland Connoisseur 😎

What I'll say is this... Already awesome, yet somehow improved, this sample of 92 Cookies and Dream is one fine specimen and a noticeable slight bump up in potency and terps... From what I've had before. More below:

Notice the Fall colors of the season... Summer is definitely over, the past two weeks have brought the Indian summer to an end, but alas not all is lost... for the season we have some very kind strains like 92 Cookies and Dream from @followculta

The dream 🌌 part refers to Blue 🔵 Dream in the genetic mix it could also refer to the 1% plus Myrcene and close to 2.50% terpenes in this very stinky wonderful sample... 👃👃😎👍 That makes this sample heady yet relaxed with a complex high and attendant effects which melts to an understated relaxed body buzz and silly grin.

This is one of those strains that is supposed to be Sativa leaning, but the effects on me are pleasantly tranquilizing with just enough headiness to keep things interesting... @ the 20 min mark and all is fine, music is just that much more interesting and I have settled into a hazy surreal after work smile, ready for the rest of the evening... Try it if you are into a nicely balanced experience and simple yet powerful pain relief.

  • THC THCa 24.2%
  • A - Pinene 0.1%
  • B - Pinene 0.09%
  • B- Myrcene 1.02%
  • Limonene 0.48%
  • Terpinolene 0.02%
  • Linalool 0.20%
  • B - Caryophyllene 0.32%
  • Total Terps 2.47%

Thanks fellow connoisseurs 🔥🎃👻🌿🤯👍😎


Hanis #1 - Grassroots Cannabis

"One can definitely feel the Afghani after about 15 mins, the Haze is always there providing lift"

I have to admit I do not have much experience with Grassroots Cannabis strains... that being said, I'm glad I chose Hanis #1 as a starting off point as this is one very potent and powerful indica dominant hybrid specimen... Frosty AF too!

I did the research on the genetics and this child has some pretty hard hitting parents:

Kunduz Afghani x (Pre-'98 Bubba Kush x 1994 Positronics Haze)

"A fusion of some serious Indica genetics in the Bubba and the Kunduz Afghani, the Haze element adds some hybrid vigor and variation in structure.  Overall though, the plants are very Bubba-dominant in structure, finishing at times with nearly black foliage and purple buds with large calyxes that form the signature "crowns" seen in the Bubba.  The dark green leaves look heavily Indica but the Haze really kicks in during flowering, when the plants stretch to twice their height and begin taking on the signature superglue-like smell of the 1994 Positronics Haze."

What I can report is this... upon opening the package one is greeted with an overpowering citrus meets fuel aroma... anyone within 10 feet of you is going to know what's up. The buds are medium tight, not too dense and not too fluffy which makes for some very good grinder material which I did with no fuss and had a nice array of lime green colors mixed with hints of orange and purple in the well ground blend.

The effects come on immediately with the eyes getting heavy and a "hazy" headiness develops within moments... from the get go you know this is going to be a good ride.

Back to that aroma... an Interesting sharp smell that brings to mind superglue or acetone, it has a background of Bubba-like coffee/chocolate sweetness.  Its vaguely skunky and sharp scent pre-grind really explodes into a complex and acrid aroma once it's broken apart, lingering on the hands and in the air, its presence hangs on long after it's gone.

The Haze part of the hybrid is apparent early on, as this strain has moments of raciness and an definite mood/energy uptick as its early effect.  Lots of eye pressure and a buzzing body move the experience on towards its more relaxing second half.  Quality muscle and mental relaxation blend with a sense of equilibrium mentally (both in mood and function), making this feel like a true hybrid for most of the experience... consider this connoisseur very satisfied.

  • Cannabinoid Profile: 26.40% THCA | 0.80% THC *Terpene Profile: 1.28% α-Pinene | 0.44%β-Pinene | 0% Limonene | 0.37% β-Myrcene | 0.04% Linalool | 0.05% Humulene | 0.02% Terpinolene | 0.03% Nerolidol

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Tre OG - Grassroots Cannabis

"Tre OG's high will relax you and end in sleep, if that's the goal... with some munchies too"

This has been a popular strain on my feed for some time and only recently have I been able to sample this delicious piece of mother nature and Grassroots Cannabis... The hype is real, this strain really delivers the goods in the form of almost immediate relaxation... more than the fairly light terp profile would suggest.

I usually trust my nose (the nose knows) when it comes to strains I have not sampled yet, Tre OG is one smelly gal... in such a good way. The nose in the case of cannabis is the gateway to the soul and usually will steer you right and I can report Tre OG has an intense aroma with that dank almost minty skunky presence that hangs in the air after opening the glass jar.

The effects are typical Indica dom... heavy eyelids, happy smile and a lot of evening body pain numbing thrown in as well... ahh, great for after work and weekends.

Tre OG cannabis strain by Grassroots Cannabis is a mostly Indica hybrid (70/30). It has the aroma of OG kush, with a thick, musky undertone and fat trichomes. The flavor is raw and savory - one that hash connoisseurs will appreciate A wonderful strain for making hash or concentrates with. It can treat chronic pain, insomnia, depression, and appetite loss. Tre OG is best for evening usage.

  • THC THCa - 25.10%
  • CBG 0.20%
  • CBGA 10.01%
  • A-Pinene 0.05%
  • B-Pinene 0.09%
  • B-Myrcene 0.28%
  • Limonene 0.45%
  • Linalool 0.20%
  • B-Caryophyllene 0.19%

Type of High

Tre OG cannabis strain's high will relax you and end in sleep, if that's the goal. It will give you the munchies and uplift you in beautiful way.


Genetics: Tre OG cannabis strain is a cross between Tahoe Og Kush and Tres Dawg cannabis strains.


Mob Boss - Grassroots Cannabis

Mob Boss - Large and In Charge

Pine Pungent Earthy - Aroma

  • THC - 24%
  • Terps - 2%+

Mob Boss - Large and In Charge.

This is another Grassroots strain that i had not tried prior to reviewing, what i can report is this... Heavy Indica Hybrid with an amazing pungent earthy aroma with slight citrus overtones

At first sight I noticed the green leafy buds with long orange hairs. The smell is earthy with a slight citrus note. I smoked one small bud through a water pipe, the effects onset was pretty much immediate. 

Achieved full effects after about 10 minutes. Mob Boss is a great uplifting pain reliever. The effects are very uplifting as well as a slight tingle that can be felt all over. 

Only moderate dry mouth was experienced and no paranoia. A very easy going, uplifting strain. Great for daytime around the house. I would recommend this strain to a friend. 


Type of High

Mob Boss marijuana strain induces uplifting cerebral euphoria and body buzz. Boosts energy, prompts giggles and social interactions. Relaxes the body, relieves stress, helps with nausea and insomnia, controls pain. Promotes laziness, sedation, sleep.


Mob Boss cannabis strain is a cross between Tang Tang and Chemdog. 


Blue Dream OG - Culta Cannabis

"Very uplifting and cerebral, it takes mostly after its Haze father..."

A big-yielding and rangy Blueberry cross, Blue Dream has a wonderful Sativa-dominant effects package and retains much of the Blueberry taste from its mother.  Developed in the Northern California medical scene, it is becoming very popular in other medical states for its potency and high production.


DJ Short's Blueberry F5 x Santa Cruz Haze

  • THC - 22.8%
  • Total Terps - 1.36%

Though the creator remains a mystery, this strain came out of the Santa Cruz area medical scene in Northern California and has since blown up in every medical marijuana marketplace around the country since, becoming one of the most popular strains available.  The strain was recently recreated by DJ Short himself as "Azure Haze", using a special Silver Haze mother and a Blueberry F4, one generation closer to the mother plant than the F5 used in the original cross.


Sweet and floral berry, often with a hint of citrus-sandalwood sharpness from the Haze.


Very uplifting and cerebral, it takes mostly after its Haze father — but in the background exists a strong sense of body relaxation and quality pain relief.  Energetic and aware to start, its potency may still catch some users by surprise — there are some rushy tendencies early on.  The strain evokes lots of creative energy despite occasional bouts of scatter-brained distraction, and at times the user will find themselves in a state of near-euphoria.  Solid body relief seems to increase as it goes along, building until it becomes more of an Indica feeling to finish; warm and relaxed, with the patient completely at-ease.  We recommend this strain as a daytime or early evening choice, a great way to take the edge off of the day and relax the mind and body for a restful night of sleep as the effects decline. 


Ghost Chem - SunMed Growers

"Ghost Chem won't rip you apart immediately, instead initially giving a body high..."

The Hype Is Real 🔥🌿 Ghost Chem Review with SuMed and The Maryland Connoisseur 😎

"Ghost Chem won't rip you apart immediately, instead initially giving a very nice mellow body high..."

Greetings fellow connoisseurs, up tonight is one very popular strain in my feed all of a sudden... there is a lot of HYPE around this SunMed strain right now, we'll see if it lives up to the hype as a true connoisseur strain.

This is a nicely balanced hybrid strain that presumably comes from Ghost OG and Chemdawg... with those parents this strain has a lot to live up to.

I can report that it does, this is a delightfully (powerfully) strong yet balanced high with very pronounced euphoric effects... pain relief and the music sounds cool!

THC THCa - 32.1%!!
CBG - 0.21%
CBGA - 0.47%
a-Pinene 0.06%
b-Pinene - 0.15%
B-Myrcene - 0.34%
D-Limonene - 1.00%
Linalool - 0.31%
b-Caryophyllene - 0.08%
Total Terps - 2.03%

Looks: Super tight buds, Ghost Chems buds can be smallish and very large clusters but always very tight. Expect a lime-green color and thick orange pistils contrasted against dark-green leaves, with small, milky trichomes blanketing the calyxes.

Smell: Ghost Chem is a little more floral and heavier on the citrus than most OG cuts, but those strong whiffs of soil and pine kick in at the end, giving it a VERY dank aroma. Think OG Kush with an orange slice.

Flavor: Expect a sweet, citrus flavor and floral flavor up front, with grainy, earthy notes and a back end filled with stiff pine.

Effects: Ghost Chem won't rip you apart immediately, instead initially giving a body high with strong accompanying focus. Euphoric effects on the mind peak about twenty or thirty minutes later. Medical benefits include treating anxiety, pain, inflammation, headaches, glaucoma, eating disorders and exhaustion.


Blue Chem - SunMed 🌅 Growers

"Blue Chem cannabis strain's high has an intense body result - it will couch lock the mind and body"

Blue Dream + Tangerine + Chem 4= Blue Chem 🔥🌿✊ with SunMed 🌅 and The Maryland Connoisseur 😎

This is another one of this strains that has just been blowing up on my feed lately... SunMed Growers new batch of Blue Chem 🔥🌿 reaches for the stars and obtains Connoisseur status.

High THC with moderately high terp profile combines with stellar genetics and a very dank aroma 👃 fruity sour and piney that will help to bring you some evening Bliss... Enjoy.

Type of High

Blue Chem cannabis strain's high has an intense body result - it will couch lock the mind and body with powerful medicinal properties as well an uplifting cerebral vibe that trails off from the initial body rush.

Indica / Sativa Ratio-  Hybrid (Sativa Dom)

THC THCa 29.75%
CBDA 0.04%
CBG 0.21%
CBGA 0.30%
A Pinene 0.35%
B Pinene 0.20%
B Myrcene 0.44
D limonene 0.20%
Terpinolene 0.03%
Total Terps - 1.51%


Stardawg - gLeaf Medical

Stinky - Stardawg is alarmingly potent in chemical, acidic and pine fragrances.

Stardawg - Powerful Hybrid with Intense Aroma and Old School Effects with @gleafmd and The Maryland Connoisseur

Although nominally a sativa leaning hybrid this particular batch from gLeaf brings on the old school evening effects and I would say for me at least this strain treats me like a nice smelly Indica and at almost 30% THC this does the job nicely.

Read more about the strain below

Chem 4 was an original seed popped after a Grateful Dead tour 1991 when two guys from Colorado networked with a fellow fan from Massachusetts. One ounce of supreme quality "Dog Bud" (the nickname given to the original plant, possibly originating in Oregon) had a handful of seeds. Of those seeds, one was Chem Dog 4. An allstar of it's own, it was bred to Tres Dawg, a Chem Dog exclusive breeding project. By compounding desired traits in the flowers, Stardawg is remarkably dense, pungent and stoney.


Stardawg has a dense, velvety texture. Large buds are common in growth and unlike other Chem Dog strains, hold together with minimal stem weight and have an original Skunk no1 appeal.


Stinky - Stardawg is alarmingly potent in chemical, acidic and pine fragrances. Like it's counterparts in the Chem Dog family, It truly smells like a dead skunk and has a very pervasive odor.


The musk lingering in the ambient aroma translates directly to flavor, where one may have a salivating or lip smacking reaction when consuming. Thus it is a favorite for processing into concentrates and the lineage of Chem Dog has spread to most modern day strains.


Categorized as a Sativa Hybrid, Stardawg has varying effects, mostly relying on personal preference as a guide. For some, Chem Dog strains, and Stardawg in particular, gives a very uplifting, motivational experience like in Sativas, where as some will feel a lethargic ambivilant reaction that is typically enjoyed with Indicas. It's a safe bet to expect a rich THC experience as it typically tests above average compared to other strains."


Conspiracy 🔥🌿⚕️ Kush - SunMed 🌄 Growers

"These very dense flowers are coated in frosty kief with lime green hues and 🍊 orange pistols... "

One Very Sweet Conspiracy - Conspiracy Kush 🔥🌿⚕️ with SunMed 🌄 And The Maryland Connoisseur 😎

Good morning fellow connoisseurs, this is my first morning post in awhile and up this morning is one very fine indica exponent... SunMed's Conspiracy Kush with rather royal lineage in Obama Kush x Space Queen.

These very dense flowers are coated in frosty kief with lime green hues and 🍊 orange pistols... The effects are pretty immediate and hard hitting testing @ 23.50% THC THCa...a very Haze like feeling comes over you and eventually washes into a very nice pain relieving body high great for evenings in.

The numbers:

23.50% THC THCa

0.01% CBD
0.03% CBDa
0.03 % CBDV
1.24% CBGA
0.04% A Pinene
0.08% B Pinene
0.38 B Myrcene
0.01% Osimene
0.20% D Limonene
0.50% Terpinolene
0.02% linalool
0.56% B Caryopholene

Total Terps - 2%+


I like a good indica in the evening, and this one doesn't disappoint. After a few hits, my head feels like mashed potatoes and I say funny shit and the Mr. and I giggle like hyenas. Then we curl up together in our hyena den and sleep. When we awake in the morning, we are humans again.

“We're you feeling a bit down? Conspiracy Kush can rapidly change your mood. Instant euphoria. Try not to smile....Almost impossible. Not a whole lot is going to bother you. Relaxing. You can stay awake if that's what you'd like to do.....or not. Anyway, it's a wonderful strain.


Space 🍬 Candy - SunMed Growers

Reward Yourself With Space 🍬 Candy | Another Great Wake 🌅 And Bake 🌿Strain

Reward Yourself With Space 🍬 Candy | Another Great Wake 🌅 And Bake 🌿Strain | SunMed | The Maryland Connoisseur 😎

Cultivator - SunMed Growers

Good morning fellow connoisseurs and it's another rainy one... So reward Yourself with some sweet candy before going to work.. In this case @sunmed_growers delicious version of Space Candy... One very balanced and alert morning day time medicine.

Coming in at around 18% THC it's in the moderate-high category for a nice day time intensity... With a very nice terp profile and proven genetics SC proves to be a very pleasant morning pick me up and creativity boost.

I'll have more on the terps later, for now enjoy the research into SC:

"Space Candy is an evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) strain created through a cross of the classic Space Queen X Cotton Candy strains. This bud might be hard to come by if you live anywhere past Colorado, but is definitely a great choice for any user who loves a sweet tasting smoke and well balanced effects. Like the name suggests, Space Candy has an out of this world taste of sweet apple candy with hints of cherry and fruity berries upon each smooth exhale.

The aroma is a little different, with an earthy overtone that’s accented by sweet fruits and a touch of nuttiness. Space Candy buds have small and piecey light forest green nugs with bright orange hairs and a sticky coating of resin topped with oversized chunky amber trichomes. The Space Candy high is definitely one to remember, with an uplifted nature that’s perfect for getting you in the mood for social situations that may otherwise be stressful.

You’ll feel happy and motivated with a talkative tendency that can escalate and leave you super giggly and bound to fits of uncontrollable laughter. Because of these effects and its high 18-22% THC level, Space Candy is said to be perfect for treating conditions such as seizures, nausea, depression, and chronic pain." 


Purple 💜👊 Punch - Curio 🧘‍♀️ Wellness

"With a one-two punch to the head of lifted euphoria effects you'll 💜 the knockout high!"

Relaxation 🧘‍♀️😌 Supreme - Purple 💜👊 Punch with Curio and The Maryland Connoisseur 😎

Greetings Connoisseurs, it's been awhile since we've sampled @curio_wellness, and what I can say this... It was well worth the wait as their always awesome flower has gone into overdrive (as noted by @leafly)

Please stay tuned for more images and reviews of Curio's award winning flower in this feed 🌿⚕️🔥💜✊👊😎👍🙏

The Science:

  • 21.8% - THC THCa
  • 0.10% - A Humelene
  • 0.10% - B Eudesmol
  • 0.10% - A Pinene
  • 0.10% - B Pinene
  • 0.50% - B Myrcene
  • 0.01% - Terpilene
  • 0.10% - Ocimene
  • 0.30% - B Caryophellene

More On The Strain:

Purple Punch is a rare indica dominant hybrid (80% indica/20% sativa) strain created through crossing the classic Larry OG with the deliciously potent Grand Daddy Purps. 

With a one-two punch to the head of euphoric lifted effects and a super high 22% average THC level, you’ll feel the knockout high of Purple Punch almost immediately. You’ll feel a slam of euphoria followed by a heady lift that launches you into a state of pure happiness. 

As your mind creeps higher and higher, your body will begin to drift away into a relaxing state that is very sedative and heady, often leading to a long and peaceful sleep. In combination with its high THC level, these effects make Purple Punch perfect for killing the effects of insomnia, chronic stress, nausea, chronic pain, and depression. 

This bud has fluffy oversized bright neon green nugs with sparse red orange hairs and a coating of frosty tiny amber crystal trichomes. As you break apart each little nugget, aromas of earthy blueberries and grapes are released accented by a sweet herbal overtone. 

  • The flavor is very sweet with a vanilla blueberry taste that has a touch of slightly sour grape candy."


GOJI OG - Curio Wellness

"GOJI OG is connoisseur strain that offers a sweet change of pace from the ordinary..."

Heady Euphoric Pain Relief - Goji OG 🔥⚕️ - Curio 🧘‍♀️ with The Maryland Connoisseur 😎

Greetings fellow connoisseurs... Please enjoy this for your Monday morning blues one very fine specimen of @curio_wellness very kind hybrid Sativa leaving hybrid testing @ 24.2% THC THCa  with a well developed and 👃 terp profile.

Another very nice 👌 one Curio... Kudos again 🧘‍♀️🔥⚕️😎🙏✊ 

More About The Strain

This complex combination of Nepal OG and Snowlotus is a transcendent, world-class GOJI OG strain named after the GOJI Berries. 

GOJI OG has one of the most far out, wild combinations of strains you’ll find in an OG or really, any strain. Typically high in THC and extremely potent, it gains its flourishing, unique profile from Nepal OG and Snowlotus. Do the math, and that means there are at least five strains within this epic: Nepali Kush, OG Kush, Afghooey, Sweet Tooth, and an unknown strain.


With its genetic lineage ranging far and wide, reaching out from nearly all known corners of the marijuana world, GOJI OG is truly a global strain for today’s connoisseurs. Elevated to prominence in recent years, thanks to her warm reception in Maryland Dispensaries, GOJI OG’s reputation precedes her.

  • Thanks to its rich heritage, flavorful diversity, and beyond belief high, GOJI OG is connoisseur strain that offers a sweet change of pace from the ordinary.

Mango Ginger Curio Chews 25mg - Curio Wellness

Edibles at last... These chews taste great, consistency good and effects = wonderful bliss

Maryland has had an ongoing debate about edibles... The debate is compete, and now here they come, for starters here we have tasty 25mg THC infused Chews from Curio Wellness and let me just say these kind of rock... really hard.

Curio spent a good 6 months in development with these Chews, they used different patient trial groups to focus on quality, consistency, taste and potency.

They came up with the current four flavors using this data driven method with differing amounts of medicine, three of which have been released: 

  • Lemon Honey - 20mg CBD : 2mg THC -and- 20mg CBD : 4mg THC
  • Mango Ginger - 10mg THC : 25mg THC
  • Blood Orange Tumeric - 2mg CBD : 20mg THC -and- 4mg CBD : 20mg THC

For our testing purposes we sampled the Ginger Mango Batch @ 25mg THC... No messing around here.

These Chews are very tasty, having zero plant taste as the base is distillate, the consistency of the Chews are good, not too soft where they melt into your mouth instantly and not hard at all... the Chews dissolved within a couple minutes with a little help from actually chewing the Chews, then the wait....

After waiting patiently for about an hour, the first effects started to show themselves.... Heavy eyes, slightly changed perception as the music started to sound just that much "cooler" the chronic pain in my hands started to loosen a bit and things in general just become more pleasant as the bliss part started to take hold.

I was in a nice place a healthy state of being... Plus I was getting some work done, in what seemed like 15 minutes I looked up from my work to see that three hours had passed!

I took another 25mg Chew... Needless to say the blissful state become a bit more intense, overall the experience was very enjoyable as I was in a comfortable warm place mentally... a bit fuzzy around the edges, but nice nonetheless.

I was able to go about my day quite normally but behind the eyelids something wonderful was happening and it was like my little secret.

If you are into potent euphoric long lasting pain relief then this might be the product for you...  Kudos once again Curio Wellness